Scientology; The new old Crap

By: WizardOfCrisis

Scientology seems to be heavily advertising with Google these days. I spotted the below ad on YouTube:

Scientology on the other hand may well have found this advertising opportunity on their own, as they know Google well. Some years ago, they managed to get certain Scientology-critical pages on the domain kicked out of Google’s results by filing a copyright infringement notice with Google (do a search for and scroll down to see Google’s notice). Many people at the time reportedly reacted by googlebombing Xenu up into a good spot – even today it’s in the top 10 for a search for scientology. Not all reputation issues can be managed with budgets alone.

Tom Cruise is The Messiah


According to a report in the UK Sun, some Scientology leaders believe Tom Cruise is the “Christ of Scientology”. Flabbergasted after reading such a claim, we decided to send a group of undercover agents to investigate the dark recesses of the Los Angeles Church of Scientology in order to seek clues. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and we obtained it! Our wily agents gained entrance into the fortress by feigning interest in being “audited” and were quickly able to escape unnoticed into the darkness of the church basement. Prying open the safe, our agents were shocked to discover Leopold Da Vinnie’s famous painting, “The Scientologist’s Last Supper“. It clearly shows Tom Cruise as Christ, but leaves several other questions unanswered. For instance, who is the mysterious woman seated to His left and why is she smiling like that? Could she be his…gasp…wife? Is that a Jenny Craig-approved cupcake Kirstie Alley is grabbing? John Travolta is wearing loafers and he’s floating – what does this mean? How did Will Smith get mixed up with this bunch? So many questions, so few answers. Medium: Acrylic on board, unfinished. Thanks Holly for the brainstorm.


While snooping through the safe, our investigators also obtained this photo of what appears to be an image of Christ burned into a piece of toast. It’s a miracle!

Based on our dangerous, yet thorough investigation, we conclude that Tom Cruise is indeed the Scientology Christ. Just take a look at these t-shirts we found in the basement.


Scientology calls them REHABILITATION PROJECT FORCE Camps (or RPF’s). The NAZI’s called them Concentration Camps. To the SOVIETS they were Gulags. They’re all the same thing.Places designed to BREAK THE SPIRIT and the BODY of their “Criminal” Inmates.So, who ends up in the RPF ?

1. People deemed to have hidden evil intentions (detected by the E-meter).
2. People who were unproductive and scored poorly on the personality test.
3. Repeated “stat crashers” (people who were held responsible for declines in Scientology organizations’ productivity)
4. “Overt product makers” (people who produced poor-quality work).
5. People who spoke against any member of the church or church activity (declared a Suppressive Person).


In the RPF you are held AGAINST YOUR WILL for months or even years. There is no release until you are declared “REDEEMED”. If you are committed to an RPF late in your life, you might just die there (and be CREMATED before your family are informed of your death).
 You will UNDERGO HARD LABOUR to- and beyond — exhaustion. YOU HAVE TO RUN EVERYWHERE (WHILST CARRYING HEAVY WEIGHTS). You will be ordered to perform BIZARRE PHYSICAL TASKS, such as carrying buckets filled with sand up and down a ladder. You wear a PRISON UNIFORM to identify you as a CRIMINAL and to DEMEAN YOU. In the RPF you are FORBIDDEN ANY CONTACT WITH YOUR SPOUSE AND CHILDREN.
In addition, whilst in the RPF, you are YOU ARE BILLED FOR EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU SPEND IN INCARCERATION AND FOR EVERY COURSE OF TREATMENT YOU RECEIVE.These facts were confirmed in an investigative article in the LOS ANGELES TIMES (“In interviews and public records, former staff and inmates have said they were alienated from society, stripped of familiar beliefs, punished for aberrant behaviour, rewarded for conformity (brain-washing), and worked beyond exhaustion.”
(June 26, 1990, p. A16). “RPF’ers as they are called, are separated from their family and friends for months or years. They cannot speak unless spoken to, they run wherever they go and they wear armbands to denote their lowly condition.” They are expected to do very menial jobs and hard labour or whatever the management “deem necessary for redemption.”Confinement in the RPF is not restricted to adults. CHILDREN WHO MISBEHAVE can be TAKEN FROM THEIR PARENTS and confined to the RPF.

Extract from a victim’s story

In California, there used to be a facility called the Mace Kingsley Ranch (this has now relocated to New Mexico). This was basically a boot camp for kids of Scientologists run using Hubbard principles of ‘ethics’ etc. The idea was to handle these mostly teenagers who had gone off the rails (may have something to do with the typical neglect shown by Scieno parents, who spend all their time and money on Scientology). As a side note, the money they made was outrageous, charging at least $3,000 per kid each month.

Wally Hanks was the owner of this facility. He was “a highly trained OT Scientologist”. He was in actual fact a child molester. He got kids drunk and then gave them guns to practice shooting. I was there, this is not heresay. He molested me by putting his hands down my shirt after he had given me several beers. I was 12 at the time. When I asked another girl there about this, she said that it was just the way he was and he did it with all the girls.

Later on, when I worked for the Church, I saw reports that he had done much worse molestings with other girls. He would get girls drunk and then have them urinate on cars and then touch their private parts. I do not remember if he had actually raped any of them, but it is possible. The girls were young, pre-teens or teens. The Church knew all about it, but didn’t report it to the authorities and didn’t declare him a Suppressive Person because “he was an OT 8 and it would cause bad PR”. This all occured between 4 – 8 years ago.

Additionally, Wally used to beat the kids, mostly the boys with a paddle. If someone did anything wrong, all the kids would be brought into a room and watch one kid get paddled. I saw this happen. Additionally, any kid would be paddled on their birthday.

Wally left the Mace Kingsley ranch, but even there, the abuses continued. I know of one boy who was sent there and he was so badly beaten (bruised all over and still scared now). He ran away and the police found him and brought him back. They never checked him for bruising and that is why the authorities didn’t get involved. This occured about 5 years ago.

Where is Wally Hanks now? I invite other victims of this sex offender to come forth and then he can be stopped. He could be molesting children right now and ruining thier lives.


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