Presidential race reduced to reality show

By: Kathleen Parker

Oh, to be 12 again, the better to enjoy the presidential debates.

Or rather, the better to appreciate the Twitter-verse, where America’s obsessive-compulsive, attention-deficit population holds the zeitgeist hostage with tweets and memes that infantilize political discourse and reduce the few remaining adults to impolitic fantasy.

In this, the first social-media presidential election, the debates have come to resemble reality shows during which virtual audiences cast ballots (and aspersions), hiccuping their impulse-reactions to every word and movement into the intellectual vacuum we charitably call the body politic.

Two debates in, and the complex issues of our day have been reduced to a large yellow bird and binders full of women.

The problem isn’t only with the debates themselves, but the simultaneous critique by the world’s largest party – social media. Our million-way conversation is a convention of Snarks Anonymous.

The cleverest commenter gets a free, if short, ride on the Fame Wheel, usually at the expense of Mitt Romney, who, let’s stipulate, is not the likeliest presidential choice of the Twitter generation.

It doesn’t help that Romney is so … giving.

During the first debate, he delivered Big Bird, one of his targets for funding cuts, along with public broadcasting.

Such easy prey for President Ba-rack Obama, whose campaign launched a rejoinder sure to capture the tyke vote: Obama kills Osama bin Laden and Romney wants to kill Big Bird. It was the kind of setup that puts comedy writers out of work.

Next came the “binders full of women.”

Romney was answering (or avoiding) a question about the Lilly Ledbetter Act, which removed the statute of limitations for filing complaints about unequal pay, and switched to his record on hiring women. In the process of a search to fill cabinet positions while governor of Massachusetts, he said he had “binders full of women.”

Before the debate was over, the hashtag #bind-ersfullofwomen was ricocheting through the Twit-terverse.

By morning, “binders full of women” was the lead topic on talk shows and continues to be a multimedia punchline.

It would all be so very amusing if not for the subsequent media interrogatory. Was this emblematic of Romney’s attitude toward women? Did Romney cause himself irreparable harm among women voters?

I defer to Time’s Mark Halperin, who doubtless spoke for many of us when he said on Morning Joe: “The binder thing is what’s wrong with our politics.”

Ridiculous, in other words.

In full disclosure, I should confess that I am a binder person. I have a binder for everything – family, finances, office, home, dog. I do not objectify these aspects of my life; I honour them with organizational zeal. So when Romney said that he had binders full of women, I thought, well of course.

As it turns out, at least some of his binders were provided by a women’s organization that was lobbying the governor for more women in power positions.

Good for them – and good for him. He did it, filling 10 of the top 20 positions in his administration with women.

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